Sunday, 2 October 2011

sharif itne thy k kabhi qameez

Sharif itne thy K Kabhi Qameez k Button tak nahi Kholay..









"FARAZ".





Magar is be'dard "wapda."ne to

nargas bana diya.:-(

daadi ek minute

Aray
F a r a a a z Z z Z z Z

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Daadi Ek Minute ... =P =D

beqarari meri dekh li hai to a

Beqarari meri dekh li hai to ab mera zabt b dekhna FARAZ,
Itna khamosh rahun ga k cheekh uthay ga woh.

bhari mehfil ma ruswa kar diya

Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Hum Ko Bhari Mehfil Ma Ruswa Kar Diya 'FARAZ'!

Seedha Ho K Beth Teri Shalwar Phati Hoi Ha

(,^^)>
<)) "

Oh Ly Ami Ny Fyr Nai Sitti |\_

faraz sahab frmte hy

FARAZ Sahab Frmte Hy

Shair Likh Likh Kr Mri Hath Ki Nus Jam H0gai




Mri Aqal O Himat Nakam H0gai



Kya Ab B K0i Nhi Btyega

K

Munni Aapa Q Badnam H0gai ;->

raat ko jangal main akela choor diya

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal
Main Akela Choor Diya ...

Yeh Keh Kar Kar Faraz

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. Jaab Piyar Kia Tu Darna Kia ;)

friend is one who knows all about you

Who's Friend???

There R Many Ways To Answer This..

But One Of The Best Way Is...

"A Friend Is One Who Knows All About You And Still Respects You":-D

sala character dhela hy

"Munni Aur Sheela"

Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. .
Aur!
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MAIN Karn To

"SALA Character Dhela Hy!

'Altaf Bhai' Press Confrence Krte Hwe Ropare... <-;

zardari ko dengue machar ne kaat lia

Breaking News'
Zardari Ko Dengue Machar Ne Kaat Lia.
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Ab Machar Papita Doondta Phir Raha Hai... <-;

bichadeny k saleka nahi

1 Larka Janat Mein Gya
TO
Farishton Se Bola
Meri Shadi Kisi Karachi Ki Lrki Sy Krana.
Farishta:
Sbr Kr Le Bhai
Pehly Ksi Karachi Wali Ko
Janat Mai Any To De <-;

do men start sweating

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




Ki





Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P

9 mahinon me h0 jata hy

SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??



1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->

jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

tum kya samjhy thay

BHARWA
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BHARWA







BHARWA



BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)

fill in the blanks

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

smile is the 2nd best thing

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

rearrange these words

Rearrange These Words
1) PNEIS
2) HTIELRS
3) NGGERI
4) BUTTSXE...
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Did You Read:
Spine,
Slither,
Ginger
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Subtext ?? =P

If Not . . . =D
Naughty

gf bolay to galat fehmi

Rishtay torr deti hai GF...

Insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF...

Naa aanay dena dil k kareeb kabhi isko ...

Kyu k dil se dharkan ko juda kar deti hai GF ...

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GF bolay to GalatFehmi .......
Jo abhi Aap Ko Hoyi :P

 

How Often v Wish

How often V wish for another chance
To make a fresh begining
A chance to blot out our mistakes
And change failure into winning

It does not take a special time
To make a brand new start
It only takes the deep desire to try with all our heart

To live a better
To alway b forgiving
To add a little sunshine
In a world for which V r living

Never give up in despair
Nor think U r through
For there's always a tomorrow
A chance to start a new

Ups Downs

Ups & Downs, unexpected results & problems are a part of life. Never lose hope in any condition because the darkness of night always finishes with light of day. Remember
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air But not for 1second without hope!

If People Around

"If People Around You Are Trying To Pull You Down..

Be Proud About it,

Because It Only Confirms That You Are Above Them

Drop The Idea

Drop The Idea Of Becoming Someone,
Because
You Are Already A Masterpiece.
You Cannot Be Improved.
You Have Only To Come To It, To Know It, To Realize It..

If U R Stuck Bw 2 Options

If u r stuck b/w 2 options,
Jst flip a coin in d air! It works,not coz it solves d prblm.
Bt while d coin is in air,
u'll knw wt ur heart is really hoping 4...!

A Paper Flying In

A paper flying in air is due to its luck.
Bt a bird is flying due to its eforts.
So if luck is not with you.
Efforts r always there to suport u.

Without Tasting The

Without Tasting the Worst situation,
No one can Taste the Best things of Life...

Dare to Face anything in
Your Mysterious Life

The Size Of Candles

The Size Of Candles May Differ But They Yeild The Same BRIGHTNESS
Its Not The Matter Of Your Position, But Your Ability That 
SHINES ... (=

Those Who Appear In Ur Life

It is said,Those who appear in ur life - whether to help or to harm -they r al sent by God. Meet al of them with a peaceful heart but with a warrior's spirit.

u wil fail many times, but in failing, u wil learn, & in learning u wil find ur way.

Remember, there r no mistakes in life - only lessons & lessons wil keep on repeating themselves until learned..

Shakh Py Betha Parinda

Shakh Py Betha Parinda
Shakh Ki Kamzori Ya Usky Jholny Sy Nhi Darta. . .
Kyu K Usko Shakh Pr Nhi Apny Paron py Aitmad Hota Ha. . .
Always trust urself..

Shakh Py Betha Parinda

Shakh Py Betha Parinda
Shakh Ki Kamzori Ya Usky Jholny Sy Nhi Darta. . .
Kyu K Usko Shakh Pr Nhi Apny Paron py Aitmad Hota Ha. . .
Always trust urself..

the power of positive

The Power Of Positive Thinking Is Like Car With A Powerful Engine That Can Take You To The Summit Of A Mountain...

A Deer Awakens

Everyday
A deer awakens
knowing it must outrun the fastest lion or be hunted to death

Everyday
A lion awakens knowing it must outrun the slowest deer or starve to death

In this lifetime, it doesn't matter wether you r a deer or a lion
When the sun rises
You should be runing @ your best

life is a football game

'Life Is a Football Game,And V R D Footballs, Never Mind The Kicks Of People Because Without Kicks We May Not Reach The Goal...(:

Struggle

^Struggle^
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An EiGhT
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LEttEr wOrD
ExhAUsTs YOu
IrRitAteS YoU
&
SOmETImEs deMOrAlIZes YoU
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BuT iT gIvEs You thE ELeGaNt rEwArD Of lifE TImE CAlLeD
SUCCESS
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^hv a gD dAy^

Life Never Leaves You Empty

Life never leaves you empty
It always replaces everything you lost
If it asks you 2 put something
Down, it's because, it wants you 2 pick up something better

Umbrella Can Not Stop

Umbrella can not stop the rain but allows us to stand in the rain, confidence may not bring success but it gives the power to face the challenges.

A River Cuts The Rock

A river cuts the rock, not because of its power, but because it keeps going on... Remember never lose your hope... Defend and face the challenges to increase the courage, keep moving toward the target, to tell the world that there is nothing impossible for you..! GooD MorninG

Courage Doesnt Always Roar

Courage Doesn't Always Roar.
SomeTimes Courage Is The Quiet Voice At The End Of The Day Saying,
"I Will Try Again."

ItsThe Magic That Inspires Us

Hope is one of God's greatest gifts to all of us,
Because
It's the magic that inspires us
To keep trying, learning, loving and living.

g ()_0 d
m () r n ! n G

April Fool in Advance

Shaheed Totey Ka
Jannat Se Pakistanii
Qaum Ko Message

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE =P =D ;)